Any

Any sufficiently complicated dynamically typed program contains an informally-specified, bug-ridden implementation of half of a type system.

Taylor Fausak

hs 

Functional

Most companies hardwire a feedback loop between development teams and product or business managers that teaches developers they will be rewarded for their ability to unsafely hack things into a Jenga tower of system components for the sake of rapidly addressing ad hoc business questions even when, perhaps especially when, nobody has the slightest idea if answering the ad hoc business request is likely to be worth the additional instability the hacks will put into the Jenga tower. [Read More]
hs 

Pedagogy

That seems to be a common story though. Man tries Haskell, realizes he’s not smart enough and gives up to pursue simple things like distributed systems

Tim Kellogg

go  hs