Decorum

“I’m sorry, Ma’am, I have a thing against snakes, so let me get someone else to assist you,” he said, as if he were telling the host at a dinner party, “No dessert for me, thank you.”

(New Yorker)

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Deadpan

This is the same language that has notwithstanding as an (ignored) keyword

(comments)

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Aspiration

LuaJIT with the JIT enabled is much faster than all of the other languages benchmarked, including Wren, because Mike Pall is a robot from the future.

Bob Nystrom

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